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<title><![CDATA[意大利人说英语，意大利超囧英语之旅]]></title>
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http://player.youku.com/player.php/sid/XMTM4OTI3NDUy/v.swf&nbsp;One a day I&rsquo;m gonna to Malta to big a hotel. In a morning I got down to eat a breakfast. I tell a waitress: &ldquo;I wanna two pieces of toast.&rdquo; She brings me only one piece. I tell her: &ldquo;I wanna two piece.&rdquo; She says: &ldquo;Go to the toilet.&rdquo; I say: &ldquo;You don&rsquo;t understand? I wanna two piece in my plate.&rdquo; She says: &ldquo;You better no piss in a plate, you son of a bitch!&rdquo;I don&rsquo;t even know the lady and she call me son of a bitch.Later. I go to eat to a bigger restaurant. The waitress brings me the spoon, the knife but no fork. I tell her: &ldquo;I wanna the fork.&rdquo; She tells me: &ldquo;Everybody wanna fuck.&rdquo; I tell her: &ldquo;You don&rsquo;t understand? I wanna the fork at the table.&rdquo; She says: &ldquo;You better not fuck at the table you son of a bitch!&rdquo;So I go back to my room in a hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. Call the manager. I tell him: &ldquo;I wanna sheet.&rdquo; He tell me: &ldquo;To go to the toilet.&rdquo; I say: &ldquo;You don&rsquo;t understand? I wanna sheet on a bed.&rdquo; He says: &ldquo;You better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch.&rdquo; I go to the check out and the man at the desk said: &ldquo;Peace on you!&rdquo;I said: &ldquo;Piss on you too, you son of a bitch.&rdquo; I&rsquo;m gonna back to Italia.
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