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<title><![CDATA[有一次去超市买完东西排队&#8230;]]></title>
<link>https://jionger.com/show.php?tid=14827</link>
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有一次去超市买完东西排队，前面一哥们交款时，
收银员说：“先生，您换一张吧，这张100元钱是假的。”
那人故作惊讶状：“不可能啊，那100是刚刚在肯德基吃完饭人家找给我的。”
顿时，我在后面忍不住喷了。
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<pubDate>2014-04-10 10:25:53</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[有大神翻出了2003年的KFC传单，差距啊！]]></title>
<link>https://jionger.com/show.php?tid=14404</link>
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有大神翻出了2003年的KFC传单……泥们感受下当年的物价……
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<pubDate>2013-09-18 11:45:31</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[肯德基爷爷要被日本人玩坏了]]></title>
<link>https://jionger.com/show.php?tid=14124</link>
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棒球服、女仆装、沙滩装神马的也就算了...连凉席都用来当盔甲了！！ 如果KFC知道自己被日本人这样恶搞的话，会不会气得一口气活过来...？麦叔叔不来一发吗？<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/130801/d9c9232e00bbe68edf2a527777e0530d.jpg' border=0>
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<pubDate>2013-08-01 10:27:34</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[今天去KFC,排队的时候，前面有个女的看样子很急…]]></title>
<link>https://jionger.com/show.php?tid=13949</link>
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今天去KFC,排队的时候，前面有个女的看样子很急，她拍了拍她前面一猛男肩膀小声说到：帅哥，能让我插个队吗？谁知道猛男回头面带怒色粗声问：你说什么再跟我说一遍。女的一下子就懵了说：能让我…？猛男立即打断说：上一句。女的挠了下头：帅哥！猛男立马让开伸出右手大声说：请！
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<pubDate>2013-07-01 14:58:15</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[揭秘食品厂：原来鸡肉是这样上了我们的餐桌]]></title>
<link>https://jionger.com/show.php?tid=7085</link>
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&nbsp;<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/110502/d3eb093900f811f7517e7277e3ba74af.jpg' border=0>　　前两天去金山岭，不是爬长城，而是参观一家集肉鸡养殖与屠宰加工一条龙的食品厂。在会议室里，主办方带来几只刚孵化不久的小鸡，很可爱&hellip;&hellip;&nbsp;<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/110502/deed0ef9618de310eb91298f6e1a1657.jpg' border=0>　　厂里的领导说肉鸡从孵化到上屠宰线是四十二天，我问从上屠宰线到分装进包装袋要多久，答曰：五十多个步骤，只需十多分钟&hellip;&hellip;&nbsp;<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/110502/0479ae8d5489fe6cf40a4b55e61c8390.jpg' border=0>　　褪毛是在一个密闭的长条箱里进行，以免&ldquo;一地鸡毛&rdquo;&hellip;&hellip;&nbsp;<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/110502/25a6f6df2446e3f95dc1221f698530e0.jpg' border=0>　　这部没弄清楚是干嘛&hellip;&hellip;&nbsp;<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/110502/700e6b46c8a7789d33e2a0844f9d3a71.jpg' border=0>　　这部没弄清楚是干嘛&hellip;&hellip;&nbsp;<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/110502/eb497585951b9b6bb72c1358aa7728b3.jpg' border=0>　　每位员工只做一项工作&hellip;&hellip;&nbsp;<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/110502/6521687a45497b377ba65fbc0121ee6f.jpg' border=0>　　割右腿&hellip;&hellip;&nbsp;<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/110502/8c60b7dd00d07968750c958a5b0fec61.jpg' border=0>　　一只活蹦乱跳的肉鸡上流水线后十多分钟便分装进袋&hellip;&hellip;&nbsp;<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/110502/0e4bbb282db86e49080bdd2804cac7f3.jpg' border=0>　　壮观全景&hellip;&hellip;&nbsp;<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/110502/b95a668b5861ed884043d8b84db81e2d.jpg' border=0>　　回途中，老蓝说这里检疫严格，抱进会议室的那几只小鸡要再次检疫，之后决定是否放回栏舍，因为它们平时不会接触栏舍以外的世界&hellip;&hellip;说不清只活几天和再活一个多月，那个更好&hellip;&hellip;
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<pubDate>2011-05-02 01:09:58</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[无语！你还在用KFC优惠券点餐吗？]]></title>
<link>https://jionger.com/show.php?tid=6943</link>
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http://player.youku.com/player.php/sid/XMjUzNjAwNjQ0/v.swf
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<pubDate>2011-04-06 11:32:53</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[机场遇到KFC肯德基爷爷真人版，快来鉴定阿！]]></title>
<link>https://jionger.com/show.php?tid=6404</link>
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<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/101212/5e9461532d3d93e7cf59aefdbc9e1a01.jpg' border=0><img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/101212/6e7b62f72f7e4ab3464f6e3830159267.jpg' border=0><img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/101212/07430b97ba2ff1dfcaa5fa347cb9988f.jpg' border=0><img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/101212/6e56960f78e1cbd97ee7e52968fe8a13.jpg' border=0>&nbsp;<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/101212/e63e815bf35a559791d1ad53f513e6a6.jpg' border=0>
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<pubDate>2010-12-12 23:39:34</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[草啊树啊花儿的 我TMB服你了··KFC你又坑你爹是不？]]></title>
<link>https://jionger.com/show.php?tid=6134</link>
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KFC爷爷 我真的错了&middot;&middot;&middot;你TM有必要么！是不是你后勤沟通错误，广告的盒子尺寸不一样？？@！@到我这就变成这样~~~~~~~对比图 大家看看吧！1<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/101019/079b6f40b8cbee214be0818f097a196f.jpg' border=0>对比一下<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/101019/1374ab15a26b82889200a8cce45c36dc.jpg' border=0>
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<pubDate>2010-10-19 15:04:06</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[囧~KFC爷爷的必杀技]]></title>
<link>https://jionger.com/show.php?tid=5915</link>
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<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/100825/1bd4d71bef9ab3310ce870716fefa28b.jpg' border=0><img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/100825/1773298eb416b1b613d47c43edbaba32.jpg' border=0><img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/100825/34a4ae19fb32acb73a2352da769ab047.jpg' border=0><img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/100825/0fc93ae574f9f5801c5dc6806a69b779.jpg' border=0><img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/100825/ad0645781bc6a9376aade99a0094604e.jpg' border=0>
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<pubDate>2010-08-25 09:46:06</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[KFC 百万应聘新守门员]]></title>
<link>https://jionger.com/show.php?tid=3954</link>
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这里是广东普宁　经过流沙的ＫＦＣ　　让我跟我的朋友都眼前一亮，　ＫＦＣ为了赢得更多的客户，　竟出新招了，　招了两个帅气的GG来招揽生意　`<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/090813/fa277476e2ac6de053b7f8e2a5f327d6.jpg' border=0>`　帮ＫＦＣ　宣传一下　但ＧＧ　却看着我<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/090813/1a2c89b7a2ad5788a365053171803c02.jpg' border=0>他行动了`，　向我走来。我跟朋友都吓了一大跳，告诉他我们很少ＫＦＣ的。
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<pubDate>2009-08-13 14:01:37</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[看看日本人把KFC爷爷打扮成啥样]]></title>
<link>https://jionger.com/show.php?tid=1755</link>
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还真是恶搞啊！<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/090422/ab4c6c4ee771bb4ddb3f3fedbef2ad1f.jpg' border=0><img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/090422/225f8046bddf0d48c1359250c5d2f5bd.jpg' border=0><img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/090422/701a57c33b27370d932d83496a74822f.jpg' border=0><img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/090422/8ff3fde260094e4d743dc55926306ae7.jpg' border=0><img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/090422/c3d809f900538f07f29d321bf5a99ccb.jpg' border=0><img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/090422/e1e2468852544517019c9e50b795802c.jpg' border=0><img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/090422/52f6622290a3f8fde80ebf1cd34b64f6.jpg' border=0><img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/090422/786f1554b4956ea8fcba330e79e8f053.jpg' border=0><img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/090422/a1d0727dd74fad25a5751553d28c7b89.jpg' border=0><img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/090422/67091b27aeed51a92bde8ef88c8654a5.jpg' border=0><img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/090422/c3d8ad44b0dfe74ab5c77a93444709e6.jpg' border=0>
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<pubDate>2009-04-22 08:02:53</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[囧~ 在KFC里吃泡面]]></title>
<link>https://jionger.com/show.php?tid=1599</link>
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                                                                                                                                                <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/090324/552de3329803b69c1160e7c222650436.jpg' border=0>                        &nbsp;                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/090324/9f426fd02ae4eaac7ed23fd79b4b4210.jpg' border=0>                        &nbsp;                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/090324/16d044f1032710a24baae3eeeccdf5c7.jpg' border=0>                        &nbsp;                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/090324/b5ad244a98311e688d8e429e6d9d3d26.jpg' border=0>                                                                                                                        
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<pubDate>2009-03-24 12:28:34</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[麦当劳叔叔VS肯德基爷爷]]></title>
<link>https://jionger.com/show.php?tid=926</link>
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                                                                                                                                                <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081225/8bddfdcd73487994a86c0da78bf3769f.jpg' border=0>                        很久以前                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081225/a2007c487e8da65e7758500f54eb9920.jpg' border=0>                        麦当劳叔叔跟肯德基爷爷 是很好的麻吉                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081225/c15140f0f92b45ad931074fa78b83489.jpg' border=0>                        天天一起吃薯条 感情很好 超出了一般的友情&hellip;                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081225/d18d00df48594b3a74aae155398134fb.jpg' border=0>                        但 有一天&hellip;&hellip; 麦当劳叔叔完全变了 本来跟他最要好的伙伴                        因为嫌太抢镜头 痛下杀机                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081225/e2fc94a143ee23749a6c7fe2b18ddac2.jpg' border=0>                        就是为了&hellip;&hellip;                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081225/1c4b4c10d57425e68e04e38133301523.jpg' border=0>                        他的新欢麦当劳姐姐                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081225/dc04419744f77ebcefef6df3ba369db4.jpg' border=0>                        肯德基爷爷吃醋了 两人从此反目成仇                        肯德基爷爷 由爱生恨                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081225/2450756d04c570667d55b9f4df514f9f.jpg' border=0>                        拿出藏了多年的 秘密武器                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081225/b2bd5527635c7fdbce3114f4c8c41b1e.jpg' border=0>                        但&hellip;&hellip;麦当劳 的残忍 令人讶异                        或许是年纪大了                        最终肯德基爷爷还是败了                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081225/ece34e08b7bba698678961885ef003fd.jpg' border=0>                        但麦当劳叔叔得意忘形过了头&hellip;                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081225/a034b9961154e24df8cb41846ee59850.jpg' border=0>                        他为了扩张自己地盘 竟然向日本山口组老大恐吓                        结果引来山口组5大猛男的愤怒：                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081225/b1ba23ba58e636ee400e01f5cbec53e8.jpg' border=0>                        多啦B梦                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081231/a26423627e798b886209828190205ab8.jpg' border=0>                        皮哈丘                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081225/fa22a88a1b2d0bf768c68e3f531507ea.jpg' border=0>                        面面超人                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081225/5fdc95278334e96354e7cf0ab8ec057d.jpg' border=0>                        咸老鸭                        AND 最强的&hellip;&hellip;                        美少男战士                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081225/58b5467ca49bc7966756fc99b5a2938a.jpg' border=0>                        山口组VS麦当劳叔叔                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081225/8d0809b8667d565f3048d6a341c00fda.jpg' border=0>                        大战一触即发                        山口组战斗力太强 麦当劳叔叔完全不是对手                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081225/c9638fdc1746e7b259f161adf22ca743.jpg' border=0>                        压倒性获胜                        山口组发起追杀令                        众人一路追杀麦当劳叔叔                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081225/61f3fc38d6f23c8331626018682a91ee.jpg' border=0>                        麦当劳叔叔躲避追杀&hellip;&hellip;                        开始逃亡 被迫离职                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081225/d7ff7b24be8fda328aaea0fa0d3c07b4.jpg' border=0>                        但........肯德基爷爷真的消失了吗                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081225/2ea95eb9b0f6991aae3a84b6d151a052.jpg' border=0>                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081225/f28931eab275783d2a3738abfcbd2616.jpg' border=0>                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081225/2a5a829b895e270528ce30ba101b77fb.jpg' border=0>                        <img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081225/545b467824641014bbe7a94f2808bd17.jpg' border=0>                                                                                                                        
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<pubDate>2008-12-25 10:39:03</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[睡熊※厨房：挑战嫩牛五方喽]]></title>
<link>https://jionger.com/show.php?tid=537</link>
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吃了肯德基的嫩牛五方后,就一直琢磨着改天要做一次.终于有了时间,其实做这个也挺简单的,呵呵~~<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081118/a34362165f453c8202a3c374d8c65d46.jpg' border=0>&nbsp;新鲜牛肉一块儿<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081118/e487b62e2e1270030d861b2f8b795d0a.jpg' border=0>&nbsp;番茄.生菜.沙拉酱<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081118/f3da2df3d32112366e086db4e825278b.jpg' border=0>&nbsp;将牛肉断丝切成略粗一些的条.用盐.白糖.料酒.鸡精.酱油.黑胡椒粉.花椒粉.辣椒油.少许红酒.淀粉.拌匀腌制<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081118/0899450f242187bbe404489eacf12850.jpg' border=0>&nbsp;干嘛老是一发就找不到服务器内~~~郁闷继续发面团儿和的和饺子面一样软硬就可以了<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081118/9c4d68d6376b3f235cf7190fd8e5690d.jpg' border=0>&nbsp;面团儿醒好后,下面劲儿,俩个叠在一起,中间抹上油就不会再粘连了<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081118/5cfb8440ca5fc840a1428f9e1785a912.jpg' border=0>锅中放少许的油,小火将饼的两面烙熟(MS饼擀的不是太圆)<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081118/07c8f0d32752903eb012b5ff25083844.jpg' border=0>&nbsp;&nbsp;烙好的饼,中间因为抹了油,很容易就会揭开<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081118/7137095b001ea8596a6a5a85ddad6599.jpg' border=0>&nbsp;将腌制好的牛肉条在锅中滑熟<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081118/c7b21b1ba0a375a85336820f022f78df.jpg' border=0>&nbsp;魔月速度那不是一般的快啊&hellip;&hellip;滑熟的牛肉盛出<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081118/635ebb0c66f71a0a5ea187cea235d5dc.jpg' border=0>&nbsp;生菜洗净,番茄切成大片<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081118/0192905fbd2f8a5a6849bfba353553d2.jpg' border=0>&nbsp;取一张饼在上面铺上炒好的牛肉.在番茄上面抹上沙拉酱.覆上生菜<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081118/dde58f02ab33443b1723cb068b5b0927.jpg' border=0>&nbsp;哎呀，接了个电话就被套给抢了一楼~~~~~你们几个速度也忒快了吧！继续继续现在可以包了.按照每个角102&deg;.包好正好是五方.呵呵~~<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081118/f2c8f41eaeaf883a5db5049a470fb478.jpg' border=0>&nbsp;嫩牛五方来了<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081118/ffba8f6e6754e0c940fc2cacfb0b39a0.jpg' border=0>&nbsp;其实只要好吃,管他几方呢.就是直接卷着吃也未尝不可<img src='http://jionger.com/attachments/081118/5d8cf1018f737138d45a80b0ca5c7844.jpg' border=0>&nbsp;&nbsp;
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<pubDate>2008-11-18 11:32:03</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[山寨肯德基家族~~KFC?KFG?]]></title>
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